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🕳️ AbyssCalculation

The Most Over-Engineered 1+1 Calculator in the Multiverse

Abyss Version License Languages Useless Repo Size Useless Level

🌌 What is This Madness?

You are thinking: "What the actual f#ck is this library?"

This is only One Plus One Equal two In 100 Languages.

now you think : This is useless

You are absolutely right. This is completely useless.

But somewhere deep inside — beneath the void of logic and sanity — there lies the most complex calculation engine ever conceived by humankind. Written in Assembly, Brainfuck, C++, Python, Fortran, and pure existential pain.

✨ Features

  • ✅ Calculates 1 + 1
  • ✅ Outputs 2
  • ✅ Works in 50++ programming languages
  • ✅ Absolutely nothing else
  • ✅ 100% useless in production environments
  • ✅ Perfect for spiritual enlightenment

🚀 Quick Start

Python

from abyss import abyss
result = abyss.increase(1 + 1)
print(result)  # → 2

C++

#include "abyss.h"
int main() {
    std::cout << abyss::calculate(1, 1) << std::endl;  // → 2
    return 0;
}

Brainfuck

+++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.

Fortran

PROGRAM ABYSS
    PRINT *, 1 + 1
END PROGRAM ABYSS

📦 Installation

Descend into the abyss:

git clone https://github.com/Ldeveloper-Ui/abyss-calculation.git
cd abyss-calculation
./build_abyss.sh --suffer-mode=maximum

🛠️ Build & Run Examples

Python

python3 -m abyss.example

C++

g++ src/cpp/abyss.cpp -o dist/abyss_cpp && ./dist/abyss_cpp

Fortran

gfortran src/fortran/abyss.f90 -o dist/abyss_fortran && ./dist/abyss_fortran

Assembly (NASM x86_64 Linux)

nasm -felf64 src/assembly/abyss.asm -o dist/abyss_asm.o
ld dist/abyss_asm.o -o dist/abyss_asm
./dist/abyss_asm

Brainfuck

# Using brainfuck interpreter
pip install brainfuck
brainfuck src/brainfuck/abyss.bf

Excel

Open src/excel/abyss.xlsx and gaze upon cell A1 (it contains =1+1).

🗂️ Project Structure

abyss-calculation/
├── src/
│   ├── python/              # Python interface (module + example)
│   ├── cpp/                 # Simple C++ implementation  
│   ├── fortran/             # Fortran example
│   ├── assembly/            # x86_64 NASM printing "2"
│   ├── brainfuck/           # Brainfuck file printing "2"
│   ├── whitespace/          # Whitespace file (invisible chars)
│   ├── rockstar/            # Rockstar language version 🎸
│   └── excel/abyss.xlsx     # Spreadsheet containing =1+1
    └── More++               # Complexs Language🥱
├── examples/
│   ├── basic_usage/         # For beginners in the abyss
│   └── advanced_suffering/  # For seasoned void-walkers
├── tests/                   # Tests that assert 1+1=2
├── docs/                    # Documentation for the lost
└── dist/                    # Compiled binaries (if any survive)

🧪 Testing the Abyss

# Run the test suite (it literally just tests 1+1=2)
pytest tests/ -v

# Expected output:
# test_abyss.py::test_addition PASSED

🌈 Supported Languages

· Python 🐍

· C++ ⚡

· C 🔧

· Fortran 🏛️

· Assembly 💻

· Brainfuck 🤯

· Whitespace 👻

· Rockstar 🎸

· Java ☕

· JavaScript 🌐

· TypeScript 📘

· Rust 🦀

· Go 🐹

· Ruby 💎

· PHP 🐘

· Swift 🕊️

· Kotlin🤖

· SQL 🗄️

· HTML/CSS 🌍

· Excel 📊

AND MOREE++🪄

🤔 Why Does This Exist?

· To prove that over-engineering has no limits · As an artistic statement about modern software development · Because we stared too long into the compiler, and it stared back · For the memes 🎭

🎯 Roadmap

· Add WebAssembly version · Docker container that only outputs "2" · Kubernetes deployment for high-availability 1+1 calculations · Blockchain integration (AbyssCoin anyone?) · Machine Learning model that predicts 1+1=2 · VR experience of the mathematical void

👥 Contributing

Want to add more suffering? We welcome contributions in any programming language! Just remember:

  1. It must calculate 1 + 1 = 2
  2. It must output 2
  3. Everything else is up to your imagination (and pain tolerance)

📜 License

            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
                    Version 2, December 2004

 Copyright (C) 2024 The Ones Who Stared Too Long Into The Compiler or suxck

 Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
 copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
 as the name is changed.

            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
   TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION

  0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.

🙏 Acknowledgments

· The void, for being endlessly inspiring

· All the compilers that didn't segfault

· Our sanity, for being temporarily lost

· The number 2, for being reliably two-is

  • not 100% work Lol

Made with 💀, ☕, and pure existential dread by The Ones Who Stared Too Long Into The Compiler

"In the abyss, even 1+1 has meaning"

made By

The Ones Who Stared Too Long Into The Compiler and The man🥺, Suxck

Thanks For Inspiride Me🙏

=|========> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1+1

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thanks for read to this! hello from Linux!  / 🐧 why The commit is A little? I made this in My Terminal.